Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
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i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How does it feel to date your dad?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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