She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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