Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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