I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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