p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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