found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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