Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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