Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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