Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
false alarm, still single
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