But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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