Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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