No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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