I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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