Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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