Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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