I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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