so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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