Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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