Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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