I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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