But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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