I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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