I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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