ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
someone owes me an orgasm
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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