I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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