I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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