Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
