And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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