this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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