brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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