the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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