those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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