i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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