She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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