I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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