i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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