Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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