I think scott just propositioned me for sex
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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