That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I want her autograph on my taint
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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