Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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