i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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