Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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