Your dad touched me again.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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