And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
soo... how was my night?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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