My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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