i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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