My nipple is on Facebook.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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