a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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