i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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