Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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