took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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