Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Your dad touched me again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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