for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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