I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Are we still banned from the library?
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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