halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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